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September 22nd, 2005


POSTED AT 03:00 PM in Old Blog

"Be careful with the toes you step on, it may be connected to the ass you'll be kissing someday."


Borrowed this from iPOB's<istrike.blogspot.com> blog.
 
When the human body was first made, all the parts wanted to be BOSS. The brain said, “I should be BOSS because I control the whole body’s responses and functions”. The feet said, “We should be the BOSS as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go”. The hand said, “We should be the BOSS because we do all the work and earn all the money”. And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the BOSS. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet witched, the heart and the lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the BOSS, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the BOSS just sat and passed out the shit!

So what does this story imply?

You don’t need brains to be a BOSS - any asshole will do.

First posted on Thursday, September 22, 2005 at http://strippedfighter16.blogdrive.com.



strippedfighter

coffee addict. film buff. music lover. hopeful romantic. ice queen. chocolate lover. semi-hydrophobic. athena. feminist. somniloquist. former somnambulist. loves to wash the dishes. hates to ride on boats. enjoys the space shuttle ride. aquarius. dancer. solace. frustrated singer. sometimes misunderstood. eRep. mysterious. no boyfriend since birth. web surfer. dory. bob ong fanatic. obsessive-compulsive. secret agent. imperfect perfectionist. nocturnal. early bird. ironic. shock-absorber. poker face. loves greek mythology. stalker. dreamer. believer. survivor. starstruck (hehehe). fighter. altruistic. bitch. bakla. woman.

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FEBRUARY 
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious andludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

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You are from another planet and your unique idiosyncracies and trails of thought can woo a smitten crowd of worshippers. The clueless seem to think you're a little wacko but that's because thay can't ride on the brainwaves of a genius or appreciate your rice-sack-to-fashion-statement creation. You love meeting new people because you think you might learn something new or develop a new perspective in the process. It's easy to please you because you always see something wonderful in everybody and are generally open to finding love in the most bizarre places. From your friends and guy prospects (whose names are too many to jot down in your little black book), it's the bohemian types who are equally enthralled by adventure who tickle your fancy the most. Chocolates and romantic dinners intrigue you but friendship is the winning factor in keeping you bound to a relationship. The more space a relationship gives you to explore the world and be free, the more faithful you'll be.



"Hey Carl... you wanna give your money away to some homeless guy? Yes, yes I do. How bout letting him use up the phone battery so that you cant get help when your car runs out of gas? You know what? That sounds like a fuckin' great idea!"
- Jim Carrey as Carl Allen-

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